CHONGHAO WANG

Cultivating fungi in the eye

Build a pipeline between the Thames and the Yellow River

Use satellites to keep launching Earth's soil and water to alien planets until the Earth is the same size as the Moon

Set off fireworks in the stomach

Make lots of big mirrors to reflect sunlight onto the surface of the moon

Cultivate moss to cover the entire Chelsea College of Art

Collect the fumes from industry, fill galleries and exhibit them

Replace all the Pepsi logos in the UK with Coca-Cola overnight

Fill a lake by floating stones in water

Make a shower that collects rainwater and goes outside to shower on stormy days

Make a shade that surrounds the equator so that people near the equator can feel the polar night

Sign a name on each pound note by means of a currency circulation

Make a globe out of the earth by putting a pole across it

Design a sticker to put on the back of every person who passes you by

Win both the Nobel Prize for Literature and the Nobel Prize for Chemistry with the same work

Punch a hole in a rock with your fist

Get plastic surgery to look like the Mona Lisa and then exhibit a selfie

Teach Ian Monroe to learn Chinese

Dig a hole in a cliff and plant two trees growing opposite each other

Find a gay dog

Growing lots of lemons and turning a lake's entire water into lemonade

Filming bacterial mitosis and uploading it to a porn site

Connect an electric cable from your home in Beijing to London and use the Chinese electricity bill

Make a giant match and use it to send a satellite into space

Photographing a mouth, printing it to the size of a volcanic crater and covering it with a volcano

Ship all the polar bears from the Arctic to the Antarctic

Grow a robot that can pass the Turing test

Make a house with no load-bearing walls

Sign your heart

Grow a hair ten metres long

Meditate in Hyde Park until a pigeon shits on your head

Admit that contemporary art is useful